Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
