Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Still dying that you shit outside
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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