my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Are my feet made of real feet?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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