Do vagina's smell?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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