My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
