That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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