we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The best revenge is premature balding
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
