he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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