and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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