This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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