Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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