jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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