would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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