Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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