needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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