White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
