i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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