My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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