A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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