I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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