My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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