Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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