Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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