I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I would ride that face into the sunset
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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