oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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