Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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