I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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