Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
