Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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