Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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