I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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