I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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