Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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