So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
