At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I got inside last night via doggy door
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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