I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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