I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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