Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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