Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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