Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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