He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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