Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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