Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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