similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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