I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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