I want to stick my p in your. b.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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