Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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