1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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