Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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