I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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