some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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