talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We are all done wearing pants today
Randomize
