is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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