I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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