Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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