i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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