We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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